@roycind because no one is reading them… Because there are too many ads. — Munim (@munimkazia) April 29, 2013
I'm Bringing It Back.
General Discussion: We thought dating people you met on the internet stopped in 2007. Maybe, internet dating as well. Munim: “Well, now, I’m bringing it back.” - #BaDumDhish
On the way back from Pune. Siddhant: “I was just wondering, we don’t have a word for smoking.” Munim: “Since it’s all kept in the cookie jar, let’s call it that.” Siddhant: “Let’s hit the cookie jar is a great phrase.” Munim: “And whoever’s a big stoner can be the cookie monster!” - #PuffPuffPass
The Hidden Place
We’re all the Hidden Place, in Pune. Fairly drunk. Percy: “Move, I need to pee really bad.” Munim: “What will happen if you pee in your pants once in a while?” - #Pssssst.
Over a regular sandwich lunch at Chilly Bite, this gem was delivered. We ordered a variation of club and grilled sandwiches. There was also soda. - Munim: “Where does the cheese stay?” Everyone: “Where?” Munim: “In da club.” - #BaDumDhish
A little bit of a backstory. Vishad is the guy in office with a weird hairstyle but it's weirder when he walks into office after a long weekend break with a haircut.
Vishad: "Hi, man!"
Munim: (looking at his haircut) "DAFAQ, bro!"
Overheard: "Your life a meme, Munim."
Earlier this morning. I am no longer a part of menwhopause. Best! Sarab — menwhopause (@menwhopause) April 21, 2012 A little later… #TweetsLikeJYG RT @menwhopause I am no longer a part of menwhopause. Best! Sarab — Munim (@munimkazia) April 21, 2012 #Ohnoez
Naman: “Don’t make a sad face, I’m not getting convinced. Also, I’m not your girlfriend.” Munim: “I don’t give her a sad face.” Naman: “… then, do you give her the sexy look?” Munim: “I don’t have a sexy look. It’s always the sexy look.” - #BaDumDhish
Naman: “I hate shampooing my hair.” Munim: “Are you a kitten or what? Cats hate all that shit.” - #BaDumDhish
Munim: “What happens to Papon when he goes to sleep? Everyone: “What?” Munim: “Pap-off” - It’s possibly an old joke, but Munim makes it special.
Sundown. Putting his hand on Nihaal’s head, Munim strokes it gently. Nihaal, FYI, is fairly bald. - Puzzled look. - Munim: “What?” Naman: “You’re stoking his head, bro?” Munim: “What? I like rubbing his head.” - #BaDumDhish
So, Munim referred to someone as an airhostess on Twitter. Well, it’s not his fault, but it’s the truth. Mazher, on the other hand, replies to him and says, you mean ‘cabin crew’, Munim? He replies by saying, it’s all the same thing, and Naman and Siddhant seem to agree. - Few hours later. - Naman: “You meant cabin crew right?” Munim:...
At Carter Road. Talking of Limp Bizkit.
Naman: “You’ve been on a roll since last night, dude.” Munim: “I’m rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.”
Vishad: “Has anyone got a spare mouse?” Munim: “I left my mouse in the house.”
Jake: “Hey Mariyam, what’s the word for when you listen to all types of music?” Munim: “@paperslut.”
Munim: “Jake, you want a cup?” Jake: “Yeah, please.” Munim: “Black?” Jake: “Of course.” Munim: “Once you go black…”
Deb: “No.” Munim: “No no no no, don’t phunk with my heart!”
Insia returns from the dentist
Insia: “Huh guhs! Huh’re yuh?” Munim: “Are you eating paan?”
“You know in Saudi Arabia, if you get stoned, you get stoned.”
Supreet: “Nihaal and I shared a tent at Storm Festival” Munim: “Yeah? I bet there was another storm inside the tent.”
“Owls are so judgemental.”
Munim destroys gum packet by accident
Jake: “Dude, you’re too strong for your own good!” Munim: “I know! Sometimes I just want to gently caress someone, but then I squeeze them to death.”
Lunchtime at NH7
“I’m freakishly hungry right now. I could eat a laptop!”
Naman: “Dude it’s taking you ages to send that tweet!” Munim: “I know! I could have written a whole new Twitter app by now.”
Manish: “Hey Munim, can I fart on your face.” Munim: “You can, but you shouldn’t.”
“You should never drink water when you’re spicy!”
Manish: “Dude, you should be paid for people to hang out with!” Munim: “Yeah. It’s called prostitution, I know.”
“I’m like a honey pot for bed bugs”
“My parents only use technology to spy on me.”
Naman: “Siddhant’s going to the Middle East to uncover the graffiti scene there.” Munim: “Don’t. For your own good.”
During a drinking session
“I just hit myself in the balls. I don’t know why”
Overheard someone saying 'dicks to the core'
“Hey, that’s a great name for an album!”
“Someone told me that real men drink black coffee, so now that’s all I drink.”
“Dude, please delete that tweet. I’ll buy you massage oil if you do.”
“It’s not creepy guys! I’m just the guy who buys people massage oil.”
After spilling perfume all over himself
“People will come from far and wide to smell me.”
Catching me tweeting from his account
“Eh! Eh! Eh! EH EH EH EHEHEHEHEHEHEH!!!!”
After Kim Jong-Il's death
Shreyas: “What does North Korea do now?” Sidd: “Just one more fat person to deal with.” Munim: “Santa?”
Munim: “Nice clover leaf t-shirt dude!” Sidd: “It’s a maple leaf.” Munim: “People kiss under the maple leaf, right?” Sidd: “That’s misteltoe.” Munim: “I have been cheated…”
Discussing Naman's 16 year old brother
“Oh, that reminds me of that film where they kill all the children.”
“Marijuana, tree of life, same thing.”
Naman: “Saraswati Puja is also known as Bengali Valentine’s Day.” Munim: “Need to find a Bengali chick now.”
At a Tough On Tobacco Gig at Bluefrog
Munim: “Shout PSP! Manish: “Why don’t u do it?” Munim: “Ha! I don’t have that many balls!”
“If Djoker plays against Nadal in the final, that automatically makes Nadal Batman.”